I spent three nights at Les Bahamas Hotel last May. I went with my sister. We needed sun, sleep, and coffee that didn’t taste like sadness. We found all three. Not perfect. But pretty solid.
For another candid look at this same property, you can skim my earlier write-up, I stayed at Les Bahamas Hotel—my honest take, which breaks down even more nitty-gritty details.
First Impressions: Warm hello, cool air
We showed up at noon, tired and sticky. The lobby smelled like mango and clean floors. Check-in took five minutes. The front desk smiled, handed us cold water, and tagged our bags. You know what? That little water felt huge.
They let us drop our stuff early. We changed in a small restroom near the lobby and headed out. It wasn’t fancy. But it was easy. I exhaled.
The Room: Simple, bright, and kind to naps
We booked a standard room with a small balcony. It faced the pool, not the street. Good call. Music from the bar ended by 10 pm, and then it was quiet.
- Bed: medium-firm, two pillows each. No sag. No squeak.
- Sheets: crisp. Not scratchy. I’m picky, and I slept hard.
- AC: strong and quiet. We set it at 23°C and never touched it again.
- Outlets: two by the bed, two by the desk. I charged a phone, watch, and camera. No fight.
- Wi-Fi: I tested it. 28 to 40 Mbps in our room. FaceTime worked fine.
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The mini-fridge kept water cold. There was a kettle and tea. No coffee packets in the room, which made me a tiny bit grumpy. I grabbed espresso in the lobby each morning. Worth it.
Bathroom: Hot water fast, bring your own conditioner
The shower warmed up in 20 seconds. Good pressure. A hand-held head, not a rain shower. Towels were fluffy—two big, two small. The soap smelled like citrus. But there was no conditioner, only shampoo and body wash. If your hair gets fussy like mine, pack your own.
One odd thing: the shower door didn’t seal tight. A little splash hit the floor. I used the floor mat and it was fine.
Food and Drinks: Breakfast wins the morning
Breakfast was included. Basic, but fresh. I had sliced papaya, yogurt, and two fried eggs made to order. The cook laughed when I asked for “very, very crispy bacon,” then nailed it. Coffee came from a machine, but tasted strong and smooth. On day two I tried a coconut pastry. Flaky. Sticky. I’d eat it again right now.
There’s a small pool bar. I had a lime spritz and a grilled chicken wrap after a swim. Not gourmet. Not sad. Just easy and tasty. Prices were fair.
Pool and Beach: Small pool, quick walk to sand
The pool isn’t huge. But it’s clean and blue. I swam laps at 8 am and had it to myself. Maybe twelve loungers total. If you go after lunch, grab a chair early.
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The beach took me 5 minutes and 30 seconds to reach. I timed it. Cross one street, pass a tiny bakery, and boom—sand. Towels came from the front desk; just sign them out. The water was calm the first two days, a little choppy on the last. Beach vendors were friendly, sometimes pushy. A simple “No, thank you” worked.
Location: Handy without the chaos
There’s a grocery two blocks away. I bought big bottles of water, sunscreen, and chips. A taxi stand sits by the corner. Staff gave us a fair rate to the airport. We also walked to a seafood spot by the water in under 10 minutes. Grilled snapper with lime and salt. Hands down, my best meal of the trip.
At night, the area felt safe. We kept our bags close and stuck to lit streets. Normal travel sense.
Service: Quick fixes and small kindness
On day one, our TV remote didn’t work. Housekeeping swapped it in five minutes. I spilled sunscreen on my dress. They gave me a little stain wipe. It worked well enough for dinner. The front desk printed our ferry tickets, too. No charge. Little things. But they add up.
What I Didn’t Love
- Walls are a bit thin. I heard a suitcase roll past early one morning.
- The gym is… tiny. Think two machines and a mat. I did squats and called it a day.
- The pool can feel crowded by mid-afternoon. Morning swims were best.
None of this ruined anything. Just setting the bar right.
Money Talk: Worth it for the mix
Our rate included breakfast and beach towels. No surprise fees. Wi-Fi was free and steady. For what we got—clean room, good AC, strong coffee, short walk to the beach—the price made sense. For travelers seeking a similar vibe but with a dash more polish, it’s worth browsing the latest deals at Fortune Hotel.
Who Will Like It
- Couples who want calm, not a party scene
- Families who want easy access to beach and pool
- Solo travelers who care about safety and staff help
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Little Tips I Wish I Knew
- Ask for a pool-facing room. It’s quieter than street-side.
- Bring conditioner and maybe a small travel fan if white noise helps you sleep.
- Hit the pool before 10 am for a chair and calm water.
- Keep small bills for taxis and beach snacks.
- Try the coconut pastry at breakfast at least once.
Final Word
Les Bahamas Hotel felt like a friendly base camp. Not flashy. Not fussy. But warm, comfy, and close to the fun parts. I’d go back for that morning coffee and the short walk to the waves. Honestly, that’s what I wanted—sun, a good bed, and a place that says, “Hey, relax. You’re here now.”